Mio: “I can’t wait to go to kindergarten! It will be awesome!”

Me (a little puzzled, since we haven’t told her much about kindergarten yet): “Sure, Mio… but it’s over a year away. What do you know about kindergarten?”

Mio: “It’s going to have lots of KINDER SURPRISE EGGS!!!”

Funny because I can see exactly how she reached this misconception, but now I’m not sure how to break things to her…