I have two husbands at school and then there’s my coworker Josh… but sometimes I don’t like boys.
Mio Says
“Princess with the Buns”
Mio: “I want to watch the movie with the robot!”
Me: “Big Hero Six…?”
Mio: “No, not the big robot one…”
Dan: “Wall-E?”
Mio: “No no no! The one with the princess!”
Dan and I: (perplexed) “A princess…?”
Mio: “The robot and the PRINCESS WITH THE BUNS!!!”
Me: “Ohhh STAR WARS!!!”
First time I got a Star Wars reference before Dan did! (and I still have not seen any of the movies all the way through…)
Morbid.
Drove by a cemetery and Mio shouts, “I WANT TO PLAY WITH THOSE BLOCKS!”
I explained to her that they were graves where people get buried, and she says, “Oh. Everyone died.
P-O-S
Mio keeps mistakenly (but very innocently) calling the GPS “the P-O-S.”
“The POS is telling us the way to the beach!”
…I stopped correcting her. (Sometimes it is a POS.)
Kinder…garten
Mio: “I can’t wait to go to kindergarten! It will be awesome!”
Me (a little puzzled, since we haven’t told her much about kindergarten yet): “Sure, Mio… but it’s over a year away. What do you know about kindergarten?”
Mio: “It’s going to have lots of KINDER SURPRISE EGGS!!!”
Funny because I can see exactly how she reached this misconception, but now I’m not sure how to break things to her…